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NFL Power Rankings (Post Week 2)! Seahawks, Cardinals and Packers in top 5?!

Welcome to FBD’s NFL Power Rankings for Post Week 2. Best teams on top, worst at the bottom. There are still 11 undefeated teams—six in the AFC, five in the NFC. Let’s get started.

1: Seattle Seahawks (2-0)

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I’ve got to say this, Dangeruss Wilson is looking like a league MVP! This man is having a YEAR, thus far. The defense is still very shaky, but Wagner and Adams are so far holding down the fort. With Irvin being out, they lose his significant Veteran presence. However, they can quickly sign Cameron Wake and get that defense going again. They have a nice RB group with Chris Carson leading the way. Lockett and DK are insane and are great WRs for that team. Perfect for Russ. They beat the Falcons and beat Belichick’s Patriots. Expect some damage from the Hawks this year!

2: Arizona Cardinals (2-0)

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MURRAY IS THE MAN! Listen, this man is not only a QB, but he’s a fast man, a dangerous man. Not only do you have to worry about his scrambling, but now he has Nuk Hopkins and can throw the ball up, and it’ll be caught. On the defensive side, they have Chandler “Sacking” Jones! He’s the most underrated Edge rusher in football. He has put up 60 sacks for the Cardinals in the last four years. Insanely underrated, I tell you. They have a great rookie in Isaiah Simmons, they got “Money Man” Budda Baker, and Pat “Picking off” Peterson! They took away the Niners manhood then did the same to Washington. This team is going to be dangerous from here on out!

3: Green Bay Packers (2-0)

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Mr. Discount Double CHECK still got something in the TANK! Everyone kept saying ARod wasn’t a top 10 QB in football; if you did think that, YOUR WRONG! This man has put up 604 passing yards with 6 TDs in two games. He’s a top QB in the league, no question! Then, you got him throwing to TAE “Tippy Toes” Adams, with Aaron “Juking” Jones! This team is dangerous on offense. Wait till you see this defense led by Zadarius “Sneaky” Smith, Kenny “Killin” Clark, and Jaire “Jumpin” Alexander. They all showed up to hand the Vikings and Lions a whooping! Good luck facing this team.

4. Baltimore Ravens (2-0)

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Don’t forget about TRUZZ! Action Jackson is trying to repeat his success from last year. They destroyed Cleveland and Houston so far this year. Turbo (Mark Ingram II) is mentoring new rookie, J.K. Dobbins, and they are working out great so far! This team looks even more dangerous on defense with Calais Campbell, even after losing Earl the Squirrel. Keep on the lookout for this team, guys!

5. Kansas City Chiefs (2-0)

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This team is just explosive! Especially with Patrick “Perfect” Mahomes II being the core of the offense! They all are so good, and he has Travis “Krazy” Kelce, Tyreek “Hunting” Hill, Sammy “Winning” Watkins, and Clyde “The Glyde” Edwards-Helaire. Then on defense they got, Chris “Jogging” Jones, Tyrann “The Honeybadger” Mathieu, and Frank “Clicking” Clark! They defeated Houston and beat the Chargers in a close one last week. The fact the game was close is the reason why they are the 5th seed. This team is still dangerous, nonetheless.

6. Los Angeles Rams (2-0)
7. Buffalo Bills (2-0)
8. Las Vegas Raiders (2-0)
9. Pittsburgh Steelers (2-0)
10. Tennesse Titans (2-0)
11. Chicago Bears (2-0)
12. New England Patriots (1-1)
13. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-1)
14. Indianapolis Colts (1-1)
15. Los Angeles Chargers (1-1)
16. Cleveland Browns (1-1)
17. Dallas Cowboys (1-1)
18. San Francisco 49ers (1-1)
19. New Orleans Saints (1-1)
20. Washington Football Team (1-1)
21. Jacksonville Jaguars (1-1)
22. Cincinatti Bengals (0-2)
23. Atlanta Falcons (0-2)
24. Denver Broncos (0-2)
25. Houston Texans (0-2)
26. Carolina Panthers (0-2)
27. Detroit Lions (0-2)
28. Miami Dolphins (0-2)
29. Minnesota Vikings (0-2)
30. Philadelphia Eagles (0-2)
T-32. New York Jets (0-2)
T-32. New York Giants (0-2)

This has been Jose Calderon III with FiveBoroughDispatch. Have a great day, everybody!

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